1986: A Primer On Radiation, Post-Chernobyl

Here’s a brief primer on radiation in the wake of the Chernobyl explosion and meltdown in 1986. People really freaked out, and I can’t blame them.

1986: Bone Marrow Specialist Helps After Chernobyl

They were allowing an American specialist in to help after the Chernobyl reactor disaster in 1986.

1986: Clown Dreams

As a child, I always dreamed of being a clown. Possible next line: 1. Fortunately, I woke up. 2. So I went into politics. 3. That’s why the KGB wants me dead. 4. Instead, I got this stupid hat. 5. It got better.