1986: Clown Epidemic Strikes Nation

Argh! The clown epidemic is spreading!

1986: Clown Dreams

As a child, I always dreamed of being a clown. Possible next line: 1. Fortunately, I woke up. 2. So I went into politics. 3. That’s why the KGB wants me dead. 4. Instead, I got this stupid hat. 5. It got better.