1961: Buy Her A Ring

Buy mom a ring, advised H. G. Larson in 1961.

1940: Mr. Man, For Mother’s Day

Actually, Mr. Man, here’s a novel idea for Mother’s Day. Ask her what she wants. Listen to what she says. And get her that.

1986: More Wacky Local Valentines

Dearest Bernadine You are my valentine We know this is true I love me And so do you

1986: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…

Lots of crazy poetry from 1986, all declaring love.

1986: We Love Our Ninja Paper Kid

I thought someone had written a love poem to a 1986 ninja the first time I saw this.