Buy mom a ring, advised H. G. Larson in 1961.
Actually, Mr. Man, here’s a novel idea for Mother’s Day. Ask her what she wants. Listen to what she says. And get her that.
Dearest Bernadine You are my valentine We know this is true I love me And so do you
Lots of crazy poetry from 1986, all declaring love.
I thought someone had written a love poem to a 1986 ninja the first time I saw this.